It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.

It's the irritating little man that decides to get in your way on the one holy day of the month you get to the bank to cash your pay, I didn't mean to hurt him; I just happened to have a pin and as he counted his ten cent coins I bent and stuck it in.

Unrelated: Small steps.
We start with scrabble. Halo is still a long way off at this point.
Bless his eyes may improve.